Oh we spamming special moves now? When you open your Street MMA bout with a flashy Capoeira kick there is only a few ways it could go. Really good or horribly wrong.
Either you become a Street Fight legend or you miss and probably get knocked out in viral fashion. There is no third option here. Red or blue pill it and then attempt a Matrix style kick that could end Agent Smith.
From somewhere in you have to assume Brazil, here is a one hit head kick KO. How often do you head kicks even get thrown in Street MMA? Then to have that be your opening strike? That’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.
From multiple angles and even in slow motion for just that extra sauce.
— Eddie Law (@ELaw31) August 4, 2019
Whoa *extremely Keanu Reeves voice*.
Oh it did payoff. Paid off tenfold and dude in the yellow is lucky he didn’t eat anymore strikes after the kick. All those minutes deep into a Street Fight training camp for what? Your game plan just got dusted because you were eating nachos during the last Showtime Pettis fight.
Can’t even be mad at yellow shorts. Orange shorts? Your work may be humbly entered into the MiddleEasy Street MMA Hall of Fame. You done good and the Fight Gods are pleased. Just going to assume after the cameras went off everyone presence did a soul bonding Capoeira dance together.
It was all very choreographed and new friendships were made along the way. Very early 90s and wholesome fun for the whole family. Two thumbs up, fine holiday fun.
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