Easter Bunny don’t play. This truly is an Easter miracle.
If you ever had your ass kicked by a Holiday mascot, this lesson in Street MMA is for you.
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
You don’t spit into the wind.
You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger.
And you don’t mess around with a Bunny on Easter Sunday.
Fight a large human sized bunny on the Saturday before Easter? Sure go right ahead. Throw hands with large human sized bunny on the Monday after Easter? This is your time to shine.
Run into the Easter Bunny after a nice brunch, on the first Sunday after the full moon that occurs next after the vernal equinox? Just don’t do it.
Never a good idea.
From mean streets of downtown Orlando, we have a human sized bunny just laying the wood to some poor soul. This is just bad karma. Not a good look.
If you’re going to fight the Bunny on a Christian Holiday, you can’t get run this hard. The Fight Gods are cruel but they have a sense of humor.
The ultimate lose-lose situation. If you win you just beat the hell out of a cute bunny. Now if you lose, LOL you just got your teeth kicked in by a cute bunny.
So it was written, on the third Sunday of April 2019, that Bunny ran up the score on that in human in the middle of streets.
Jesus would have wanted it that way.
— Lexy Jones (@lexfix) April 22, 2019