This video has all the makings of things that make the males in my age demographic tune in: A blonde taking a selfie, street fighting, a down-blouse, and all in under 50 seconds.
This video takes us to what looks—and sounds—like the Eastern Block of Europe. Like most Street MMA, the cause is unclear; but this case in particular seems more confusing than others because of the seemingly gentlemanly debate that starts this off. I don’t speak the native tongue or anything, but these two guys could be having a normal discussion on cheeses, or fine soups for this time of year. But there’s something about that rolling “R” that sets homie in the blue shirt off something fierce.
Whatever it was, it enraged homie enough that this fight became the exact opposite of a bench-clearing brawl. Blue Shirt scored two points for the takedown and quickly got to the top game. From there he breaks some grips and—despite being in dude’s weak half guard—he unleashed some powerful GNP hit-combos until the ref calls a stop to this one in the first minute of the first round.
Even through all of that, my favorite moment is after the fight when our winner gets back up after being pushed off to see if the guy wanted any more. The only thing this fight was missing was him screaming “209, bit*h!” at the end.
Props to our lovely camera lady for capturing the whole thing, and for keeping it together the whole time without screaming “Świat Gwiazdek!” (“Worldstar” in Polish), and only breaking character once at the 0:12 mark to appreciate that right hook.