A Lesson in Street MMA: Sorry, a dog can’t cure your one-punch KO

They say if life throws you lemons, make lemonade. No way. I tried and there is something else to making lemonade besides just squeezing lemons. Maybe life needs to throw me sugar and ice too, that could help. How about this, life; throw me a Country Time Lemonade and we can call it even. Better yet, toss me an Irn Bru — which is like the Scottish equivalent of pure testosterone in a bottle. If you test positive for Irn Bru with the Nevada State Athletic Commission, you just get a round of applause and a firm pat on the back.

This evening, life threw you another installment of Street MMA — so you can make me lemonade in return. I don’t want your lemonade, get out of here. Props to antmaneraser from The UG for the find.

 

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Published on January 20, 2012 at 1:41 am
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