What you are about to witness is one of America’s finer points of what happens when you mix entirely too much alcohol with feelings at a tailgate party for two colleges no one’s ever heard of, Texas Tech and UTEP. The accompanying audio doesn’t hold a lot of gems ala “Sharkesha NOO!”, but I did do you the duty of finding a suitable musical score that fits the montage nicely:
So go back to your Pink Floyd & Wizard of OZ skills and synch these two up, sit back and relax.
While I was quick to make fun of the Vocational-Technical kids in high school for turning wrenches because they were mostly too dumb to take tests, and UTEP doesn’t help their cause by also being too thick to decide on a traditional two-color team—officially Orange, Blue, White, and Silver; that old saying of “Don’t get in a mêlée with drunken morons because from a distance no one can tell which is which” comes to mind. It comes to no surprise that when these too forces came together in a parking lot, it was going to turn into a real-life Clash of the Clans.
Pro-Tip: Pay attention to the Red Head with fluffy hair who enters the fight at 0:21. He makes a powerful return right about the time when Nate Dogg is layin’ “all them busters down.”