Just like a child using paper cutting scissors made from plastic because real scissors are too dangerous, the only image manipulation tool I can use is Microsoft Paint, so all of the banner images on the site accompanying my articles are made in Photoshop by the bigger boys like Zeus and Jason. If I was allowed to use real scissors I would Photoshop Marsha Blackburn’s face onto Chun Li’s body as she is being repeatedly chopped by E. Honda, or maybe Dewey’s face on Bill Nye’s body for this article. He would be arguing with a potato or something. Just to convey exactly what I’ve just watched.
First came the debate with Ken Ham on creationism, which was about as fruitful as me trying to convince my dog that sweaty feet really are not that tasty. Now, he’s been on NBC News to debate with Rep. Marsha Blackburn about climate change. Again a wholly fruitless endeavour, akin to trying to convince Dana White to sign Cris Cyborg. After watching the video, I’m not sure if Marsha is a climate denier or just willfully ignorant.
She was spouting so much rehearsed nonsense that Bill actually had to resort to the “patriotism” talk to quell the Republicanisms falling out her mouth. However, if you want to listen to someone completely deny that climate change is a real thing despite the evidence literally falling on our heads then you can check out the video below.
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