A few weeks ago, I shared a table at Starbucks with a homeless guy who was playing a game of chess with himself. I’m still taken back by how crazy this dude was. He carries around chessboard everywhere he goes and breaks it out whenever he feels like kicking his own ass. I thought maybe he was some sort of zombie living in an alternate universe where multiple-personality disorders have become an acceptable way of life. Today, those fears were confirmed when I found out that Zuffa is now having Official UFC promotional videos removed from their own Youtube page because they violate their own copyrights. Stock up on Red Bull & Cheetos and lock your doors. If the UFC isn’t safe from Zuffa’s legal department, then none of us are.