You can have lunch with Rich Franklin anytime you want, and it’ll only cost you $1,000! If I had $1,000 I’d probably use it to fix the power steering in my parents car. I don’t know how it broke, but I’m pretty sure it was my fault when I hit a curb at a Chick-Fil-a drive through. You’d think a power steering pump for a 20 year old car would be affordable, but that’s a myth. It’s more expensive than a top-of-the-line Sony plasma screen. At this rate, selling the car and buying another one would be a more practical idea, but it would probably require more than $1,000. In a prefect world, I could use that $1,000 to have lunch with Rich Franklin. Not sure what we’d talk about over a messy Styrofoam plate of tacos; maybe how he feels about China holding US debt hostage, or how many times each day he gets asked for Jim Carrey’s autograph. Those are all questions we’d hope you ask if you take him up on his lunch-for-hire offer. You can also choose from various other Rich Franklin services at rates starting at $600 per hour. Check it out and start booking him. At rates like these, he’s going to have a busy December!
Editor’s note: There is a ‘Custom Request’ option… The possibilities are endless!