Whatever long-term goals you have in your life, Weng-Weng has already accomplished them and he did it rocking a miniature white leisure suit. Being 2′ 9″ in the Philippines automatically means you get your own television series filled with hot chicks in towels, lots of booze and a complimentary jet-pack. It also means you can practice your sick jiu-jitsu on an array of thugs, gangsters, mobsters, women abusers and just overall bad people. Check out this series from the 80s that aired in the Philippines with The Chuds lacing the track. Someone told me about this video but I was too hungover too remember. If the perpetrator wants to come forward, I’ll give them props.