So if Gilbert Melendez turned Japan into an American colony by defeating Shinya Aoki then Nick Diaz’s submission win over Mach Sakurai gave us all complimentary time shares off the coast of Osaka. I’m not sure how that works or who to contact if I want to redeem my voucher to visit the 51st state of America. In fact, I wouldn’t be against changing Japan’s name to something a little bit more westernized like ‘Japanfornia’ or ‘Japanexico’. Leave the passports at home folks, after UFC 144, it’s all ours. We no longer have to wait extended periods of time for the new version of Dance Dance Revolution.
I can’t locate the words to properly convey just how amazing this UFC 144 poster truly is. My only hope is that when ZUFFA leaves Japan, they will continue to produce promotions as if they’re forever trapped in Tokyo. Props to Kevin C. for the find.
