One day your children will read about a thirty-foot tall giant that lived in the hills of Russia. They will learn that his garments were made from the fear and tears of his opponents and his bones were constructed of adamantium. When this giant would throw an overhand right, planets would recoil in terror and the entire field of astrophysics would take note on its precise trajectory. Time and space would stand in awe at the various ways in which this man broke the limitations they’ve placed on the universe. And when geneticists tested the DNA structure of this individual, they found remnants of awesome spread throughout his genetic code. Your children will read about a man that entered the sport of mixed martial arts and perfected it. This man is Fedor Emelianenko and he’s the baddest man on the planet. Before his anticipated Strikeforce/M-1 Global bout with undefeated Brett Rogers, dude took the time out from his daily regimen of training with Loch Ness Monsters and Abominable Snowmen to do an interview with MiddleEasy and you can read it all here.