Renzo Gracie is a dude that can hurt you. But see, he’s a dude that can so obviously hurt you it’s borderline hilarious. I nearly jump kicked my television when he started following us on Twitter and retweeting our stuff. Besides, we all know he was doing jiu-jitsu before you were even in your dad’s…well, you know the rest of the story. Today, he tweeted (twatted?) that Rolles Gracie was going to be in the Feb/March issue of UFC Magazine and on the cover is a statement that will be endlessly debated, argued and discussed from now until the world blows up in 2012.