Where were you when your friend broke the arm off your Road Pig G.I. Joe collectible action figure? If you said ‘trapped in a vortex of emotional distress’ then we shared the same elementary childhood trauma. Everyone had that friend who had an incredible habit of breaking your possessions and not even telling you they destroyed them. The infamous ‘I’ll put that broken toy back, be quiet and pretend like it didn’t happen’ tactic was always utilized, and I’ll be damned if it didn’t have a 100% success ratio. Later that day, you would find your action figure mangled beyond recognition — and the only thing you could do? Cry. Cry like the little snotty kid you were. We didn’t have any control over our emotions back then. The ending to Labyrinth made us sob (and don’t pretend like it didn’t).
That’s why no one will blame you for getting teary eyed after watching this G.I. Joe UFC 141 parody. Don’t worry, let the tears flow. No one is watching. Well, except all of those hidden creatures from The Goblin City.