When I met Mike Tyson this week, I told him my name was Zeus and he said ‘What, was Thor taken?’ Iron Mike talked to me and cracked a witty joke. Bucket List nearly finished. Now let me jump to my death in a pit of spikes and have someone scream ‘fatality‘ to wrap it all up.
Thor’s actually the name of Wanderlei Silva’s first offspring. The Axe Murderer will live on in the body of a cute kid that will eventually turn into a right hook spamming savage that will dominate the welterweight division and make his last name into more of a legend then what it already is. Before all of that goes down, he must climb through the ranks of junior jiu-jitsu tournaments while his teacher, Wanderlei Silva, eagerly looks on and films it with an iPhone. Fortunately we have video of the entire ordeal for you to marvel at. Thor Silva is the friggin’ man. Well — kid.