The only thing I really dig about Twilight: New Moon was the fact that Tim Sylvia wasn’t in it. Imagine junior high schoolers across America building shrines in their bedrooms for ‘Team Sylvia’. That would probably be the ugliest shrine in human history. Not because Tim Sylvia is an ugly guy, not at all. It’s just that junior high school chicks don’t really know how to build a shrine. The world is not an arts and craft show. You don’t have to decorate every letter you write with a flower from your purple gel-ink pen with the stupid furry thing on top. There’s no need to bring cut up magazines and manila paper into this. A Tim Sylvia shrine is a glass of Samuel Adams.
Apparently Tim Sylvia stars in a Boston based ‘Drug Movie’ called Oxymoron that actually looks surprisingly good. Check it out for yourself, don’t take my word for it. Who the hell am I after all? I’m just a dude that is in love with Michelle Waterson. That’s it. [Source]