Which planets need to be aligned to get Joe Rogan and Dan Quinn in the same room to debate about immigration reform? I would literally severe my left index finger just to be a fly on the wall when that goes down. Of course, if I didn’t have a left index finger, I wouldn’t be able to stick to the wall. Screw it, I take that back. I need my fingers. We all know that if Joe Rogan tried to choke Dan Quinn over an immigration reform debate, the power of Stevia would be enough for Rogan’s arms to simultaneously explode, playa. I think we all would have fared better than this guy who fails to accept the fact that you need a passport to travel to the US. [Source]
