12:12PM on 12/12/12 just went down a few hours ago, and nothing really happened, which makes me a little sad. I didn’t really need anything to happen but it would’ve been nice since we won’t have one of these moments again in a long time. Cities across the world should’ve set aside funds for some bottle rockets to set off or something. Now we’ll probably be dead or floating heads in jars (hopefully) the next time we get to experience a 12/12/12 at 12:12 type of moment. If you missed it, you blew it. Believe me, I took note of 11/11/11, 10/10/10 and all the rest. It’s all the posers and late comers that were all into 12/12/12. I was into the date matching up before it was too late. The last 12 years have been amazing for me and I would like to thank my coaches and trainers, but now it’s over. There is nothing left. Those times and dates that bring me consequential joy are out the window, and all I have left is 8:08 (‘Bob’) and keying in 07734 and 58008 into my calculator for some upside down fun. We must create a thirteenth month.
Thankfully, the UFC has compiled a playlist of every TUF Smashes episode. This is good. This is very good. I feel better. Watch them all below.
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