When I had strep throat two weeks ago I touched every single styrofoam coffee cup at my office right before the director’s meeting took their 11AM coffee break. That’s what they get for giving all of us underpaid lowly peons mandatory furlough days to help balance the budget they managed to screw up. I hope their glands swell to the size of golfballs this week.
Dana White was feeling under the weather when he shot his UFC 131 day 2 vlog this week and felt he should tell every single fighter he greeted that he wasn’t feeling well and wasn’t going to touch them. That’s such a kind gesture of being concerned for their wellbeing. But then he goes on to immediately touch every single one of them with some dap or a back rub. Oops.