‘Oh no, Zeus used an accurate description of what is actually going on within a video to drive hits to MiddleEasy! He’s clearly homophobic!’ That’s exactly why a few of you will be going to hell within a few years. ‘Oh no, Zeus used a christian concept of afterlife punishment to scorn readers of MiddleEasy for believing that he’s driving traffic to his website.’ To those people, you’re going to a special diabetic hell in which your glucose levels will be elevated and you will be surrounded by Milk Duds, Sour Patch Kids, Snow Caps and just those little white sticks in Fun Dip because let’s face it, who really uses that powdery stuff? Diabetic hell is protected by the Kool-Aid Man, who repeatedly breaks down your dorm room door (yes, diabetic hell has dorms) and screams ‘Oh yeah!’ at odd hours of the night. The only way you can prevent all of these horrible things from happening to you is to watch this video of Anderson Silva in a new Ford commercial. [Source]
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