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War Machine, if you find Jesus in jail tell him we’re big fans

War Machine, if you find Jesus in jail tell him we’re big fans

So last week Lady Gaga gave somebody the middle finger at a Mets game and got moved to Jerry Seinfeld’s private luxury suite at the ballpark. War Machine gave the proverbial middle finger to authorities by violating his probation and assaulting people at two different San Diego bars…that earned him a not so luxurious suite in San Diego county jail. Kind of not the same is it? Well look on the bright side, Lady Gaga only got to stay in her suite for the length of a ballgame…War Machine gets to stay for an entire year.

SAN DIEGO — Ultimate Fighting Championship competitor War Machine has been sentenced to a year in jail for violating probation after he assaulted people at two San Diego bars. War Machine pleaded guilty Thursday to two felony counts of assault and to violating probation in a previous assault case. He has a professional fight scheduled for July 9 and was ordered to surrender for jail a week later

The judge in the case is allowing him to surrender to jail on July 16th because he is scheduled to fight at Tachi Palace Fights on July 9th. Free War Machine. [Source]

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