It’s important to note that God didn’t use all of his energy to end Tim Tebow’s season yesterday. Apparently God still had some juice left in the ‘miracle gas tank’ to inject it directly into Vitor Belfort at UFC 142. At least that’s what Vitor will tell you. Personally, I think Vitor Belfort’s experience came into play along with his incredible patience when he was getting ground and pounded — but what do I know. It’s clear that God doesn’t love me as much as he does Vitor Belfort and Jon Jones — or else he would have delivered a complimentary Neo Geo system to my door years ago. One day I will receive energy from the all-mighty — and I will use it to never pay my electricity bill ever again.
Check out this post-fight interview of Vitor Belfort discussing his fight against Antohny Johnson at UFC 142.