Live from an Elk’s lounge or your local bowling alley is this wild kickboxing brawl. When nearly 30 people get in a ring with wobbly ropes, weird stuff tends to happen. After a contested referee stoppage both corners decided to settle their differences in the only way they know how; a massive no holds barred brawl!
The main event was canceled after the brawl and fans in attendance almost shrugged their shoulders when the news was read aloud.
The key to survival in any wild post-match brawl is twofold. First, you have to keep your head on a swivel at all times. Second, stay the hell away from that ring card girl in the pink bikini because she fights smart and has no problems slapping on rear naked choke when the opportunity presents itself.
In heels, with her hair still perfectly styled, and despite eating a air horn two inches from her left ear this leader in ring card engineering still doesn’t care about anything or anyone in her immediate surroundings. The honey badger of ring card girls, this brawl starts and ends only on pink bikini ring card girl’s terms.
