Kick his ass Sea Bass. From the Just Bleed guy down through the halls of MMA history, we’ve all run into that one type of MMA fan. Today (Aug. 29) we salute that fan.
Thanks to a new video unearthed over the weekend from deep in the MMA desert, the Just Bleed guy may have to welcome a new legend to the club. Let us introduce you to D**k Twist submission guy.
Editor’s note: Never forget the guy behind JBG just causally smoking weed at an UFC show. He to deserves a spot in the MMA Fan Hall of Fame.
Who is this guy? Where did he come from? Why is he so obsessed with grabbing d**ks? Through various reports and back channels we still can not ID who this MMA fan exactly is.
If he is your friend, cousin, Dad, brother, co-worker or lover, please contact MiddleEasy as soon as possible because we want to talk to this guy about Jiu-Jitsu.
Let’s break down the video frame by frame.
First the hero MMA doesn’t deserve but really does needs calls for the d**k twist. Then he calls for it again. And he’s still wants one fighter to grab the other fighter in the d**k. Wait, now fans around him are rallying around his cause. They also want to some grabbing. Our hero will not give up until he gets his money’s worth.
Other fans around have stopped paying attention. He is now using his hands to mimic how you apply the submission in an actual MMA fight.
That got graphic.
Just watch the video. Then watch it a few more times to truly understand the gentle art that is the d**k twist submission.
— ZombieProphet (@GIFsZP) August 28, 2018