Raise your hand if you have a 45-0 record in muay thai. If your hand is raised and your name is not Germaine De Randamie then you need to get the hell out of Asgard. Nine people on this earth understood that joke, and two of them are in jail, bummer. If we ever get the chance to interview Germaine, we would like to know how it was like being raised on the planet Krypton. Normal humans can’t even comprehend attempting something 45 times and succeeding every time. Try going to class 45 times in a row without being late. I don’t think there’s been a single moment in my life where I’ve had 45 consecutive daily showers. My old roommate can take 45 shots of beer in a row, that’s pretty impressive. 45 shots shortly followed by projectile vomit erupting out of his head much like a fire hydrant in a Spike Lee movie spews water on kids playing on the streets of New York. Except in this case, New York can be replaced with my living room and ‘kids playing on the street’ can also be replaced with ‘the three hot chicks that lived upstairs’.
Although Germaine De Randamie has a muay thai record that would even make a member of X-Men proud, she still has yet to make her Strikeforce debut which has been highly rumored for years. She’s been training with Bas Rutten in the fundamentals of ground defense (and the liver punch), and according to Damon Martin at MMAWeekly, she will finally make her Strikeforce debut on January 29th against Stephanie Webber.
With a name like Germaine De Randamie, you would expect her to be clad in chain-mail, riding an Arabian horse into battle. Instead she gets in the ring with guys and knocks them out. Yeah, she knocks dudes out! Germaine will be making her debut on the same card that features two Strikeforce title fights — and even a Herschel Walker celebrity appearance. [Source]
