If you can envision inhabiting the soul of a carton of eggs in the middle of a highway with two Pontiac Aztecs coming directly at you, then the impact would pale in comparison to the gravity-bending slam Rampage Jackson put on Ricardo Arona at Pride Critical Countdown 2004. It was as if Ricardo pissed off the entire scientific field of physics, and the universe needed some violent payback. If you’ve never seen Rampage vs. Arona in Pride FC, then I’m not sure if you can truly call yourself an MMA fan. Don’t be that guy at the party that shakes his head and ignorantly agrees when your weekend MMA conversation ventures to the land of Japanese MMA. Know your Pride FC history. Ask yourself: What would Sakuraba do?
Take it easy, silly. Sakuraba would watch this full Pride Critical Countdown 2004 fight between Rampage Jackson and Ricardo Arona, compliments of UFC.com. Why are you still reading this? The most epic slam in MMA history is right below this paragraph — and you’re still worried about words? The English language has no meaning when Rampage is about to power slam your head onto a hard canvas.