For the first time in MMA history, two Nogs will be on one card at UFC 119. If someone named ‘Minotauro’ entered the octagon, you just automatically assume that they’re going to be wielding a couple of battle axes. In fact you would be surprised and disappointed if they didn’t. I actually lived just below of what I assumed were a family of minotaurs. Every morning it sounded like the Kentucky Derby entirely localized in the apartment above me. If these minotaurs are related to you Antonio ‘Minotauro’ Nogueira, than I deeply apologize. If you try to do something, keep in mind that I have Elmer’s Glue on speed dial. Realistically, anyone that goes by two nicknames (Minotauro and Big Nog) has a greater chance at landing a sponsorship. My suggestion would be for Big Nog to endorse his own line of specialty Egg Nog that he could sell to little kids with the promise that if they drink a glass every day, they will also develop the ability to submit Zuluzinho in under three minutes.
Check out this UFC 119 promo made by soon to be legend, NickTheFace and let’s start getting hyped for UFC 119.
