Ubereem PASSED the drug test! Where’s your god now UG fanboys?

Today, someone will change Ubereem to ‘Uberclean’ and it will be cool for about twenty-minutes. After this period of time, that person should cease to use the term ‘Uberclean’ and if they refuse, you have permission to throw the nearest food item directly in their face. We can’t ‘I’m Rick James, Bitch’ this one folks. Let’s not drive it into the ground until it loses all significance. Instead, we should all celebrate today as the day when all critics, haters, UG fanboys, socialists, narrow minded thinkers and disbelievers were proven wrong. Alistair Overeem, as well as five other fighters in Strikeforce ‘Heavy Artillery’ passed their drug test with flying colors and now all that’s left for most of the MMA world is the empty bottles of haterade they left aboard the ‘Let’s hate Ubereem for no valid reason’ bandwagon. The voyage is over. You can all go back to your families whom you’ve neglected for the past two years.

Along with Ubereem, Antonio Silva, Joey Villasenor, Jacare, Feijao Cavalcante and Antwain Britt have all passed in-house drug testing. According to Sherdog, the results of Brett Rogers, Andrei Arlovski, Roger Gracie, and Kevin Randleman are still pending. I think it’s all safe to say that a big ‘LOL’ goes out to all of those who seriously thought Ubereem was going to test positive for steroids. A huge ‘LOL’ goes out to a certain MMA commentator who I’ve kicked it with on several occasions. Dude, looks like you were wrong (but I still love you). Props to Ubereem on the news, now continue your frate traneage through the heavyweight ranks of MMA. [Source]

Published on May 21, 2010 at 9:53 pm
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