The next EA MMA Live Broadcast is knocking on our collective doorsteps, so you better rush into our terry cloth bathrobes, find your bifocals and waddle over to the front door and answer it, because if you don’t EA and MiddleEasy will kick it in and demand something delicious to eat and drink while we watch the show as you look on in shock at a website and a videogame company breaking down entryways and eating food.
On Wednesday, June 15th, three days before the next leg of the Strikeforce HWGP goes down, EA Sports and MiddleEasy shall be combining forces yet again to deliver the greatest fully digital MMA show known to mankind. Honestly, think about that. Preston Dolinger is like the Dana White of the 0’s and 1’s MMA crowd (binary joke).
Here’s the deal: you saw us pull off Strikeforce HWGP in a one night tournament earlier in the year, now we are trying to predict the future!
Four participants from Sunday Night Fights will be picked to represent the upcoming HWGP fighters in Josh Barnett, Fabricio Werdum, Allistar Overeem and Brett Rogers. Since we are trying to predict the future outcome of the GP, each matchup will go twice to make sure we have our impossibly difficult to conceive mathematical equations figured out correctly. All of the live chatters will be voting on who they will think will win in the real life GP and our version, Stephen Quadros will give his fight predictions and then we shall give our personal predictions from EA and MiddleEasy.
Sounds sweet huh? Well it gets even better.
I will personally be taking on Gary Laplante, AKA Dr. McTardy in a fight to the death. OK, not to the death, but I will finally take on Gary the Grape so I can shut his ridiculous mouth once and for all. When I win he has to take all of the Chute Box photos out from his wallet and tear them up. It’s going to be a bloodbath. Think Diego/Guida.
Then in the nights main event, MiddleEasy champion Tha Premiere defends his belt against possibly the stiffest competition yet in ‘RushSTPierre’, a Sunday Night Fight regular who has scrapped his way to the top of the rankings. Rush came onto the scene demolishing all comers and talking tons of trash about Fedor and Cro Cop while he did it, ruffling feathers and polarizing the league…Mostly polarizing Gary.
As always you will be able to watch the show live, but if you have to miss it (like you have something to do on a Wednesday night) we will have the videos here. If you want to be part of the new community run broadcast league, head over here. It’s not too late, it’s never too late.