How is a baseball hat still a baseball hat when it’s shaped like a duck’s head? Ducks are the model for baseball hats. They don’t get any compensation unless you call ‘Sweet and Sour Sauce’ something to be proud of. That was my way of making your head explode with novelty before Friday night. If you’re still reading this, it probably didn’t work. My bad. Let me give it another shot.
Pull out your thinking caps on this one. You know, the ones that your 4th grade teacher told you to put on until you realized they were imaginary. What would possibly happen if Tyron Woodley fought Nick Diaz? Technically, you can walk over to your nearest gaming console and assemble the match on EA Sports MMA. However, we’re talking about reality here. Not some digital construct that was created by a team of incredibly talented developers who I consumed Hawaiian BBQ with in Fresno, CA. In this current intersection in time and space, it’s a question that will never have an answer. It’s the fight that everyone wanted before Diaz signed with UFC and left Tyron with a vacated belt to grab in his division. While tomorrow night may not be a title fight, Woodley still has an incredibly composed gameface going into his bout with Jordan Mein. Check out this interview we grabbed with the Woodley and don’t miss Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Jardine airing on Showtime 10:00 pm EST/PST, a part of the ‘Freeview weekend’ — which means it’s essentially free MMA for your eyes to consume.
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