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This video features a scantily clad woman beating up a porcupine, and it’s somehow related to UFC 139

This video features a scantily clad woman beating up a porcupine, and it’s somehow related to UFC 139

I used deductive reasoning to conclude the yellow creature in this video is indeed a porcupine. Alternatively, it could be a manifestation of a fully animated starfruit with all the features of a cuddly creature, but who the hell would make that costume? A starfruit has nothing to do with space travel, unlike its cousin the ‘starship.’ In fact, starfruit across the world are misrepresenting themselves. Nothing is intergalactic about those things; there’s nothing to worship here. Starfruit are indigenous to Philippines, and their god is Manny Pacquiao. Go back home starfruit and comeback when you do what you say you do.

UFC 139 is just a hop, skip and jump from today, and unfortunately people are still talking about UFC’s debut on FOX. We all know the show was somewhat of a test run and that we will see the real extent to what the partnership is capable of in 2012. Let’s just focus on the imminent beatdown(s) that we will see magically projected inside of our televisions this weekend at UFC 139. Someone named Amarie from ‘The X-Girls‘ decided to use her ability to properly wear a full leather outfit and created this video of her beating up street thugs commanded by a yellow porcupine. Yeah, it makes sense. Props to Darren J. for the find.

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