It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Alistair Overeem kills a grizzly bear. That’s an old Chuck Norris joke from a few years back, I just replaced ‘Chuck Norris’ with ‘Alistair Overeem’ and felt proud of myself for a few minutes. Reality is, Overeem would murder most land animals if it wasn’t for his obsession with horse meat. You could probably take all of those Chuck Norris jokes, apply them to Ubereem and they would take on an incredibly new significance. Here’s another: After taking a steroids test doctors informed Alistair Overeem that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said “of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?”. Damn, well every Chuck Norris joke except that one. Check out this fanmade highlight reel of Ubereem entitled ‘The Reem’. [Source]
