I wanted to open up this article with a quote from Conan the Barbarian, but I just can’t get past the scene where he decks a camel with a straight right for absolutely no reason. Instead, I’ll just tell you guys that the Green MiddleEasy shirt is in stock and the shirt will be featured in EA Sports MMA! That means when the game drops in October, Fedor Emelianenko, Shinya Aoki, Gilbert Melendez or any other fighter you may have a man-crush on will be able to rock a Green MiddleEasy shirt as their walk-out shirt. Amazing! I flipped out when I heard the news also. Now you can get the same Green MiddleEasy shirt that will be in EA Sports MMA right here for the same ridiculously low price. If you ever wanted to support MiddleEasy for all nuttiness we’ve provided over the years, this is the way to do it. You can also buy Bauzen a really expensive camera or kidnap DaMarques Johnson for Cat Von C. It’s your choice.