The soft rain is is pit patting on my porch as the birds chirp and a giant black smoke spewing, dumpster clanging garbage truck groans it’s way through it’s Saturday morning ritual of waking me up while simultaneously dispersing White Castle burger container all over my apartment building’s front lawn. This is why my rent is too good to be true, I realize this now.
If only I could find the guts to go out there and tell them to come back in an hour so I could just sleep in on a Saturday for once…But I wont. The garbage dude looks like Tank Abbott, and usually if you even bare a resemblance to the UFC legend, chances are you have the ability to KO a normal human being with ease. That is why I will say nothing to the sunglasses wearing, backwards hunting cap donned men making a racket just a few feet from the window that I am peeking out right now. I don’t want to be knocked stiff a la John Matua back at UFC 6.
The real Tank Abbott spoke to FightGameTV.com about a plethora of subjects, including how long it would take Tank to knock out the former UFC heavyweight champ in Brock Lesnar. You may or may not be surprised by the answer, check it out.
Tank has a very St. Nick look going for him now doesn’t he?