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Sure, we could watch Katsunori Kikuno spar with Sexyama all day long

Sure, we could watch Katsunori Kikuno spar with Sexyama all day long

If Yoshihiro Akiyama ever got his hands on TRT, a quarter of the female population on this planet would instantly become pregnant. Scientists would search for a reason for this global pregnancy and then realize that Sexyama has crossed the metaphysical threshold of how much testosterone one man could embody. Rifts in the time/space continuum would form and it would reveal a fractal universe that’s just a microscopic depiction on a macroscopic level of Sexyama’s left nipple. All religion would cease to exist since humanity would realize that there is no God or creator — we’re just all perpetually living inside Sexyama’s left nipple and there’s simply no escape.

The infinite, it all started with Sexyama.

That’s a pretty adventurous way to build up a video of Katsunori Kikuno sparring with Sexyama — but it’s just what I do. My writing is inescapable, just like a Sexyama’s left nipple. It’s all there is and ever will be.

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