Being sexy is subjective. What one person thinks is sexy, other people see as Bryan Caraway. While a consensus on sexiness will never be had, one being in our universe can come close to a collective understanding of sexiness – Sexyama. He is Sexy. We know he is SEXY. It’s in his name, after all.
And yet, a man who calls himself Sexyama doesn’t know why people find him sexy. Thus, tearing open a paradox in our world that will surely kill us all. Unless, of course, we come to an understanding that he’s being modest. Which is just so sexy.