Spoiler Alert: Jon Jones and Alexander Gustafsson didn’t make it to the post-fight press conference. There was a little thing called ‘supreme bodily injury’ that prevented them from doing anything besides laying down on a hospital stretcher. Those two guys literally cut their careers short just to put on a superb show, so regardless of who you thought won last night at UFC 165, you should get up from your office chair and give them a round of a applause. Give them an octagon of applause, since it seems to be more appropriate.
If you want to hear Dana White praise Renan Barao through the use of an superfluous amount of f-bombs and somewhat mix it up with Ariel Helwani, check out this entire 38-minute long post-fight press conference from UFC 165. I watched it live last night, then played GTA V — but then I got frustrated when I was in a police chase, some idiot hit me and I went flying off my bike. My only gripe is your character dies entirely too easy in the game.