I know you planned on heading to the park for lunch today to watch the suburban stay at home Moms in their yoga pants trying to Zumba their way back to MILF status, but why not think outside the box. Change up your typical daily lunch routine today. Trust me, the ladies are on to your creepy stalker stare already anyway and you are probably just a few short lunch break creep sessions away from police questioning. Stay in the office and off the registered sex offender list by eating your bologna sandwich at your desk while watching this 25 minute long typically Nick Diaz interview with Ariel Helwani. Enjoy! [source]
