When I lived in Europe, one of my roommates was from Seville, Spain — and I owe the guy like $174 USD. It’s been owed to him for about four years, but eventually I’ll get it to him. The guy had four first names as his entire name, and all of them were hyphenated. We used to call him ‘Nunchucks’ because if first names were wooden sticks and hyphens were chains, the dude would have two well-assembled nunchucks, ready to unleash on inferior people that only have one first name.
Yesterday I got an email with the following highlight video of an MMA event from Spain called ‘Almogavers 5.’ At the bottom of the email, it said ‘Hugs from Spain,’ which is only acceptable if the sender of the email is an attractive female — or a mutant that grants people superpowers through the use of hugs. Check out this well-crafted highlight video from Almogavers 5, which went down June 4th in Barcelona, Spain. In the ten-fight card, there was only one decision.