It’s hard to explain the mechanics of the universe without including Mariusz Pudzianowski somewhere in it. Perhaps when our sun eventually dies, Mariusz Pudzianowski will climb out of it and reignite our solar system by pulling a train attached to a rope or placing large stones on top five exponentially high pillars. All of those scenarios are silly. We all really know that if the sun starts dying, it’s because Pudzianowski low-kicked it.
KSW 16 goes down tomorrow and The World’s Strongest Man will face-off with James Thompson in Gdańsk, Poland. Earlier today the weigh-ins went down but somehow it turned into an exhibition of Mariusz Pudzianowski’s Speedo-rocking abilities. There’s video for all you straight men out there, don’t worry.