This is your last chance to hop on the Shinya Aoki bandwagon before it leaves your neighborhood. It only comes around once a year so kiss your parents goodbye and don’t forget to pack your toothbrush. Look, I even saved a seat for you. Today, EA Sports MMA announced that Shinya Aoki will grant everyone complimentary seizures when his pants will be digitized for their upcoming game. Also, Yoshida will also be appearing in the game. He’s also going to be scrapping against Satoshi Ishii tomorrow at the Dynamite!! 2009 event. People, in just a few months you will be able to control Shinya Aoki in a videogame. The thought of that should make your day, easily. Easily make your day, not make your day easy. It may do that too, who knows.