Shane Carwin vs. Voltron…not even close

Just imagine the pay per view numbers the UFC can get if you throw Shane Carwin in the cage with friggin Voltron. Voltron! The dude is the defender of the universe. And yes, that is a picture of Voltron training on a speed bag. For most people, you couldnt even imagine a guy taking on the end result of five combined robots…but we’re talking about Shane Carwin. You have to know Carwin by now. Dude is undefeated. He’s been mowing through opponents like my functional alcoholic neighbor mows through mojitos at 10am in the morning. Not a single one of his victories have went to decision. But that’s not even the most impressive part. ALL of his victories were in the first round. If aliens landed on the white house lawn right now, it still wouldnt be as impressive as Shane Carwin’s MMA record. And on top of all that, he trains with Bobby ‘Destroyer of Galaxies’ Lashley

Look, I’ve seen Voltron get his ass kicked in the cartoon. I’ve never seen Carwin or Lashley even get remotely close to losing any fight in the history of their existence. I got Carwin against Voltron by first round KO. You shouldnt even be surprised by that prediction.  

Published on May 17, 2009 at 4:09 pm
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