Shane Carwin returns the urination on Brock Lesnar

I bet whenever these guys urinate, the oceans rise and planets re-align. Every droplet probably has it’s own orbit. That’s actually pretty disgusting, can’t let gravity get in the way of a good urination story. So yesterday Brock Lesnar fired off at Carwin calling him out on his college wrestling record and his fights in UFC thus far. Carwin consulted with his training partners (Mothra, Mechzilla and Optimus Prime) and decided to do a little verbal urination of his own. Check out what Carwin said in his interview with

This is the first time that I am getting ready for a fight with a little hate for my opponent. He continues to fuel the fire with his ignorant comments about my opponents and my record. Next thing you know, he will tell you his high school was bigger then mine and therefore that’ll be the deciding factor.

I am ready. I wish I could kick his ass tomorrow.

Hopefully the public urination will continue so we can all sit back and enjoy (not…not that way guys. Seriously). [Source]

Published on September 29, 2009 at 10:55 pm
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