If only you guys could date a chick that has level 100 enchanting and full dragon armor in Skyrim then you would know how fortunate I was for the past two years. Here’s another thing I’m thankful for: I just slowly removed a booger from my nose that felt like it has been connected to the inner-layer of my brain for decades. The extraction method was so delicate that it felt like I needed to take a break midway and develop a better strategy. As I sit here in bed, I’m still thinking about the extraordinary rush that I got when it was finally removed — it felt as if my life suddenly was saturated with purpose. If I could remove that booger — I could do anything in life. I’m not bound be the limitations of reality. The entire physical universe is at my disposal.
Egh, I’ll just play DayZ for the rest of the day and waste my unlimited potential.
Hitting the pads will definitely not be on my itinerary this week. Besides, I don’t want to be shown up by a chick that has far superior hands than I could ever dream of. Check out the video for a self-proclaimed ‘Asian Girl’ boxing a self-proclaimed ‘Poor White Boy.’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZChwi1bd7Gs
