Dada 5000 sounds like a game attachment you would put on your Sega Genesis. Look at that. Now I just ensured a guaranteed ass beating from “Dada 5000 aka ‘Da Spartan'”. That’s his ‘official name’ but the internet will probably know this guy as ‘Kimbo 2.0’. He hails from the same state of Slice and his head is also uniquely proportioned to have bizarre facial hair/hair cut combos. Dada 5000 is making his MMA debut on March 5th in Hollywood, Florida at the Action Fight League – Rumble at the Rock 2. He’s fighting some dude with a slightly less spectacular name, Cedric James in the main event. There’s a video of Dada 5000 hyping his MMA debut that you will probably mass mail to all of your friends later today.
Bonus Clip! Since I spent the last 7 minutes of my life looking at this amazing documentary Telemundo put together for Dada 5000’s organized backyard brawls, here is something else you can do to delay doing actual work just a little longer.
