Stop scrambling to do your own taxes. You’re probably doing it wrong and you’ll never get it done by 8:00pm tonight. Seriously, don’t even bother looking for an accountant after work, not today. Your taxes aren’t due tonight; the deadline is actually a week from today. I know you don’t want to risk sustaining filing penalties because that’s less money you can spend on Jaco Clothing and those gourmet burritos you only order on special occasions (like when you get your refund check), but if you don’t heed this warning, you’re going to miss Roger Huerta headlining Bellator tonight as the organization kicks off their second season. You can tell I’m excited because that was like 4 sentences I forgot to separate by the appropriate punctuation.
In the middle of writing this article, I bombed through my DVR’s scheduled recordings and realized that I don’t receive FOX SportsNet on RCN Cable and my neighbor doesn’t have it on Time Warner Cable (my neighbor never locks his door). Props to both of NYC’s biggest Cable providers for hating MMA fans by discontinuing HDNet and forcing us to watch Bellator in Spanish on a tape delay.
I should probably call that accountant and see if I can get my appointment back. Accountants must love it when you call them often to keep them on their toes in the last week of tax season. On a positive note, the first thing I’m going to do with that rebate check is switch to Direct TV.