Despite being the next best thing since DVR, just know that if Bones Jones catches you smoking marijuana, he will turn you into the authorities. That’s a deal breaker for some. Well, replace ‘some’ with ‘Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo’. Jon Jones is also an avid fan of ‘Angry Johny‘ by Poe which sort of makes up for the fact that he could have never partied with my roommates at the University of Arizona. Scientists should harness the power of Bones Jones’ elbows and do something productive like — fuel the entire nation of Indonesia or have a really cool pyrotechnic show at some monster truck rally in Arkansas. Alternatively, you can use it to break every bone in Brandon Vera’s face. There are very few things that exist on this earth that are worse than being ground and pounded by Jon Bones Jones and one of those things is to wake-up one morning only to discover that you drunkenly signed the contract to fight in the Strikeforce Heavyweight tournament. There would be absolutely no preparation nor training, you would just be thrown in a cage with eight of the most brutal heavyweights walking on this planet. Leave it to a guy like Andrei Arlovski to train extensively for the event. Check out this picture of Jon Bones Jones nearly dwarfing Arlovski in this picture of the two training at Greg Jackson’s camp. [Source]
