Before I go on with this article, I just want to announce that something bit me just below my left elbow when I was in Singapore for ONE FC: War of the Lions. This could mean I will harness a superpower from whatever insect bit me only under the condition that the insect was gamma radioactive upon the time in gnawed into my skin. Seriously, throw away your biology books. Marvel Comics has all the scientific education you need for the rest of your life.
The second outcome would mean that I will die from some incurable infection and MiddleEasy will cease to exist. Your mornings will become incredibly dull and you will be forced to leave the sport of MMA and focus on something drastically different — like competitive cheerleading. If I do kick the bucket from this mysterious wound that is exponentially growing in size, take note that this ONE FC: War of the Lions video will be the site’s final feature. You better enjoy it while it lasts and check out our ONE FC: War of the Lions wrap-up video from this past weekend’s stacked card in Singapore. If you’re enamored with this video, be sure to follow Cynthia Vance on Twitter.