Minowaman is the greatest Super Hulk ever

Minowaman, the first genetically engineered minnow/human hybrid. If he were a member of the Justice League of America, he could ride shotgun with Aquaman. Minowaman, coming to a bait shop near you. Wait, I already used that. Damnit, now I’m at a lost for witty things to say about Japanese fighters who wear red Speedos at 4am in the morning.

After tonight, there’s really only one option left for Minowaman: A showdown with Scott Smith. At the moment, Minowaman’s red Speedos smell like absolute success. Dude barreled through Bob Sapp, grabbed a stunning submission victory over Hong Man Choi and tonight he pulled the ultimate ‘I’m going to wake up everyone in my apartment complex if I don’t stop screaming’ victory. It started off like Kimbo vs. Houston and it ended like a well placed M-80 in your orbital socket. Well, for Sokoudjou it did. While you were wrapped up on your sofa drinking your 5th cup of coffee, Minowaman pulled off a last minute KO in the third round when a flurry of punches from both fighters fell in his favor. Props to Minowaman on his Super Hulk win and whatever trophy accompanies it (and if it’s not made by Marvel, then what the hell did they just fight for the past few months?).



Published on December 31, 2009 at 8:51 am
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