When a fight breaks out in hockey, the player sporting the most righteous mullet wins 85% of the time. It’s an indubitable scientific certainty. By that logic, if Miguel Torres played hockey, he’d never lose a fight, despite being at a weight disadvantage in every contest. The mullet isn’t just a fashion statement, but a proven aerodynamic alternative to a fade, Cesar, comb-over, or cornrows. Most well-versed fans have come to respect Miguel’s mullet by now, including Knee Bar Buffet who cut an outstanding YouTube video breaking down the fight vs. Nick Pace at UFC 139.
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