When I lived in England I had an Irish friend that tried to stop drinking forever. Yeah, that minute went by fast. We used to go to Manchester and front like we were traveling surfers. Some chicks bought it, others just called us out on being a couple of idiots. Let me fix that. A lot of chicks called us out on being idiots. In all the nights of roaming the streets of Manchester, I never ran into Micheal Bisping. He has more important things to do besides stalking the chippies at 3 am on a Saturday morning. Important things like telling Chael Sonnen that he uses PEDs because he ‘only has one testicle’ on Inside MMA tonight. Check out this excerpt from the show transcribed by MMAMania.
“Okay. One. Let’s start with the obvious. He’s not the middleweight champion. He’s been beaten many, many times. He’s been submitted more times than I care to mention. Not to mention, the last time he lost a fight by submission, there were some issues involving performance enhancing drugs. I don’t know what the deal is. Apparently, he has one testicle. One testicle! This is why he uses performance enhancing drugs. He’s gonna need more than one little ball to fight me next weekend!”
I don’t think I will ever live to see the day when I can say ‘He’s gonna need more than one little ball’ on national television. Damn, that’s something that will forever be bucket listed.